The Town of Wikia is a story by Lukas Kierkegaard.
Theme Song[]
Narrator: Goin' down to Wikia
Gonna have myself a time
Ben and Nathan:
Death and sadness everywhere
Loneliness and degradation
Narrator:
Goin' down to Wikia
Gonna take my woes with me
Lukas:
Nightmares every night
Posers spouting "let's go shopping".
Narrator:
Heading out to Wikia
'Cause I cannot unwind
Kenney:
I Like Spiders, loss and rain
I'm only happy when I'm in pain
Narrator:
So I'm goin' down to South Park... to die!! ..die! ..die.