The Town of Wikia is a story by Lukas Kierkegaard.

Theme SongEdit

Narrator: Goin' down to Wikia

Gonna have myself a time

Ben and Nathan:

Death and sadness everywhere

Loneliness and degradation


Goin' down to Wikia

Gonna take my woes with me


Nightmares every night

Posers spouting "let's go shopping".


Heading out to Wikia

'Cause I cannot unwind


I Like Spiders, loss and rain

I'm only happy when I'm in pain


So I'm goin' down to South Park... to die!! ..die! ..die.

Chapter 1: HalloweenEdit

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