Chapter 1: Getting Personal Edit
Shipper: Well, that's our show, folks! Remember to keep rollin in those questions and dares!
Nick: Yeah, and be sure to request guest starring! We'd love to have you!
Nikki: Till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!
Shipper: Aaaaaaaand, cut! *turns off camera* That's a wrap! Another day of laughs!
Nikki: Time for a "Daily Darable" check. Jesse?
Jesse: *vomiting in bathroom* Here! *Olp!*
Petra: *plucking arrows out of back* Here!
Nikki: Lukas? Jenny?
Lukas & Jenny: Here! *jump into water pool*
Nikki: Olivia? Axel?
Olivia & Axel: *playing "Left 4 Dead 2"* He--OH COME ON! I clearly hit him first!
Nikki: Classic Order?
Classic Order: *in form of human pyramid* Here!
Nikki: Episode 8 cast?
Episode 8 Cast: *calls from police station* Here!
Harper: *putting teeth back in, one by one* Here!
Nikki: Shipper! No one's dead! *pulls lever which deactivates all torture*
Nick: You okay, homie? You seem, distant.
Jesse: Yeah, even I'M curious now.
Lukas: Are they...broken?
Shipper: I don't think you have to call me "they" anymore.
Gabriel: What?! Why?!
Shipper: Guys...after 32 episodes of giving the MC:SM Wiki a reason to smile...I think it's time to tell you all.
Harper: Tell us all what?
Shipper: I...I'm a boy.
All (except Shipper): OoO
Chapter 2: But Why?! Edit
Nikki: You're a boy?! Why didn't you say so before?
Shipper: First off--
Jesse: Internet predators! You have no idea who you can and can't trust, dude!
Petra: How does THAT change anything? Shipper's AGE is still a mystery.
Lukas: And who'd even be interested in him? (Wow, I feel weird saying that).
Shipper: Actually, I--
Jenny: No, no, maybe it's for keeping other people comfortable. The Wikiers are plenty young.
Olivia: WE don't know that!
Shipper: Are you guys ever gonna let me--
Axel: No! It's because Shipper's a ninja! Ninjas are secretive, right?
Soren: That's only his Deviantart counterpart, you meathead! We don't even know if that counterpart is male or female yet! (Lukas is right, it IS weird saying that).
Shipper: ...Am I gonna be interrupted again?
Shipper: No? Then the reason I remained a secret is because--
Harper: Or maybe it was just because he wanted to! You can be anyone you want on the Internet, even if you're some wishy-washy loser IRL.
Shipper: Oh, COME ON! The only reason I remained anonymous is because--
Nick: Because what?! You didn't trust us?
Ivor: Are you scared?
Nikki: Is there something else you're hiding?
Nick: Then what is it?!
Shipper: I...I was worried that you might treat me different if you knew who I really was.